Alternatives from a Movie.

I read something funny on Archie comics today. Let me tell you more about it.

*Archie and Jughead wanted to go to the movies, but they do not have any money with them.

So Jughead, being a genius, told Archie that they are able to get the same entertainment in a supermarket. IN A SUPERMARKET??? Jughead assured that they will be able to get Comedy, Tragedy and Action all together in a supermarket.

Once they were in the supermarket, Archie told Jughead that movies has stars in it. He definitely don't see any stars in a supermarket. Jughead's reply was: Every case of food is a STAR. ESPECIALLY A MICROWAVABLE PIZZA-A SUPER STAR.

Archie then told Jughead a movie has tragedy. He can't find any tragedy in here. Jughead's reply was: These poop lobsters are about to give up their lives for us humans!! IS'NT THAT TRAGIC ENOUGH??

Archie then said, what about comedy? Where's the comedy? Jughead's reply was: Come to the check out counter... Look at Moose making up his mind on which line to get on. He finally decides on Line 6! But he sees Line 5 moving much faster then his line... so he decided to switch to Line 5!! But someone moves in front of him before he can take his place... Thus when he goes back to Line 6 in order to find that THE AISLE IS CLOSED!!! Now isn't that as FUNNY as ANY MOVIE COMEDY?

Archie then asked, Movies theatres have snack counters, does as supermarket have one just like the one in the theatres? Jughead's reply was: Ah!! Come to the FREE SAMPLE snack counter, 1st of all, its FREE!!! 2nd of all, if you want to come back for seconds, just disguise yourself and go back for more FREEBIES.

Archie then asked again, how bout the action? I don't see any action here. Jughead's reply was: OMIGOSH!!! ISN'T THAT ETHEL?? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!



After they left the supermarket, Jughead told Archie: See what I told you... you don't have to spend a single cent in a supermarket to get all the things you want in a movie!!!







So if next time you folks out there who do not have enough money for a movie, you should know what to do!!!