Nick316 Invades Springfield

Muahahaha... Invade springfield find homer kick him in the nuts take over his job of eating donuts and drinking beer find apu nahasapeemapetilon sign a contract and merge kwik e mart with the mama shop downstairs daron's house and they can support arsenal together while i sit there and collect the money made from selling krusty Os and play ps3 with bart till wee hours in the night and go club with moe szyslak till dawn breaks and meet krusty the clown for his surprise interview with larry king live where he will start throwing pies at the audiences and i will be standing at one side laughing my ass out while munching on a box of krusty Os and looking at marge styling her enormous hair while feeding maggie and watching lisa kicks bart's butt all over springfield.

My random rants. Bartholomew Jojo "Bart" Simpson VO is actually done by a female O_O

Repeat after me...
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Read this 10 times in a row without messing it up. Try it. You will lose your breath and start calling him apu nehneh.